Look. Something that was formerly turkey, which you suck the flavor out of, replace the flavor with glycerine, cottonballs, tails and essence of nickels, is not food, despite the fact that you folded it (gross - touched sheetmeat is even worse), arranged it on a plate next to some pasta salad and a flower and "served" it to us.
They will not trick me today into entering the sheetmeat house of horrors. I'm making a break for civilization during our lunch break. Wish me luck.
Lydia B. Fiedler