YOU CANNOT GET SWINE FLU FROM READING MY BLOG!
I'll call it whatever I want lady - you can stick your H1N1 in your hat and smoke it.
Seriously. Relax America!! If people saw a news report 10 times a day on how many people get food poisoning hourly in this country they'd never leave their houses again. Some piggy sniffles aren't the great aporkalypse foretold in the Bible - I think we're going to be okay.
You know who's NOT going to be okay? All the poor mothers in Texas whose children are out of school for no good reason until May 11th! There is not enough tequila in the world for this emergency! I'm praying for you ladies.
Here are some great swine flu websites I've seen and a great swiney video from my friend Lisa of Inspired by Purple.
Click here to find out if you have swine flu.
Click here to learn about bacon lung.
Click here to purchase bacon shirts, aprons and underpants.
Check this out - yes please! I would like a case of microscopic pigs!!!
I got my charity stamps yesterday!! If you're new here, I have designed a stamp as a fundraiser for A Place to Bark (and Purr) for the construction of a cat shelter to house and care for homeless kitties. My fellow designers Claudine Hellmuth and Suzi Blu designed the other two stamps. Click here to see them. 100% of the proceeds go to the charity, so we'd love it if you bought all three!
I haven't had time to play with all three of them, but I knew exactly what I wanted to do with Suzi Blu's stamp - I HAD to give this girl a little blue kitty!
The first card I made will be one of the little sets I'm sending to the first 20 blog readers who have bought these stamps. If you have purchased these stamps, just send me your email confirmation to receive your set of cards from me!
Back later with more cute cards with them! Oh - and hop on over to Project Reanimate for a crazy cool card!!
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