I WON THE NOBEL PRIZE!!

Well, no, I really didn't. I don't think I'm really eligible for any sort of Nobel Prize. That being said, in all its brazen unfairness, I ask you - why aren't there Nobel categories like:

• Most innovative profanity combinations in traffic
  
• The most insanely expert pig latin speaker
  
• World's biggest fan of butter

Those are all things that really matter in people's lives. Not mitosis in pre-Cambrian amygdalline flagellates. Right? I mean - no one can hear pig latin without giggling. THAT is step one to world peace, my friends - giggling. I HEREBY NOMINATE MYSELF FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

WAIT - I had something to tell you! I won First Prize in the Instructables contest!!! I'm in the company of greatness there - my fave card in the contest was the block print, which also won First Prize!!! And there's something wrong with you if you don't love the Christmas dinosaur next to me!!

Thank you so much for voting & looking! I won a cool cutter system and a seriously awesome t-shirt! I dig that little robot so much!!

Now - onto my secret project for my customer appreciation party on Saturday. I'd love to tell you about it, but I know some of the appreciat-ees are watching, so mum's the word.

Happy Thursday!! Sorry if I skrd u with the bear attack!!!