I'm sending you mine in an email...I'll let you decide if it is "postable" or not. :-) Feel free to forward it to Millie if you think she would enjoy it!
I will send mine email as well. Have a good one, Hugs n' Stuff, Lynne
I was about to post one - but then realized that it might bother some. doesn't bother me --- we all have bodies and bodily functions. but i thought it was interesting that so many of mine seem to swirl around the body!
To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was n ot far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like b eing six again?'Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.'I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!'The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong.SEND THIS TO ALL THEWOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH And all The Men who need…….whatever ..!!! Carolyn Sceashark at aol dot com
I was at a friends house and a group of us were gathered outside. I noticed his neighbors had a fake woodpecker attached to their tree by its beak, so I pointed over over at it and said to the group "Look!He has his pecker stuck in the tree!"I don't know why they had the bird there, or why I couldn't think of the word "beak" at that moment, but that is my laugh of the day.
My family and I have just moved to Texas... My daughter was playing with her barbie dolls and had them all dressed in different outfits with coordinating shoes etc. When she had done each dolls hair we had a fashion show as she was proud each one had a different hair style & she managed to do them herself... 'look mummy, this ones hair is high fashion, this ones casual, her hair is formal and this one is... well just Texan!'Im not sure what she meant... any hints...?!?
Carolynne, Was said Barbie's hair either:a) Very large? (Dallas)b) In a scrunchy? (east Texas)c) Completely disheveled and windblown? (Central and West Texas)ord) Permed beyond natural tolerances? (Texas cheerleader)Hope this helps you decipher the many Texas 'dos you will encounter! Kim
oh kim - perfect definitions of texas hair!
Kim, it was a) and c)! LOL Thanks for the explanation!!!
Ha! That's because the West Texas gals want the "dallas" look --- but the wind plays havoc with it!!wV: wedicub - that's just funny!
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