Things You Shouldn't Do to Mayonnaise and Twinkies, and You Won Something!

It's really hard to narrow those titles down, you know?

I woke up at 2:16. Not quite voluntarily. Maddie, understandably, needed me to stand up and hug her for an hour. I'm serious. Every time I even bent my knees or leaned against something like a horse to try to sleep, she cried. "Look," she screams in silent feline language "You are the reason I'm in this mess. You do not have a cone on your head. You do not sleep in a tent now. You will stand. You will hold me. So it is meowed, and so it shall be."

In this state, you think about things. Like the heinous atrocity wrought upon your mayonnaise. I really need to get this off my chest. I hate the mayo I accidentally bought. Not the God given Hellman's original. No - a foul imposter.

I DON'T EAT MAYONNAISE FOR MY HEART!

SO DON'T JACK IT UP WITH WEIRD OIL OR LIGHTNESS.

AND NOW THAT I'M STANDING UP AT 2 AM YELLING ABOUT IT, LEAVE MY FREAKING POTATO CHIPS, TWINKIES, AND SOUR CREAM ALONE TOO. IF YOU EVEN CONSIDER LIGHTENING, ADDING ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER OR CHEMICALS TO COFFEE HAGEN DAAZ I AM TELLING YOU I WILL COME AT YOU LIKE A SPIDER MONKEY!!

I don't actually eat twinkies. They're gross. They used to be really good. But if they came out with a light version I WOULD YELL ABOUT IT.

I feel better.

So I will share the answer to the mystery of the dots and reveal Kydia's New Catty Pick for Fave Set, and hence a winner!

Okay - Remember the mysterious DSP dots from this "Pimp My Stamps" post? Well they are actually from a Sizzix Die - the "Flowers" die with the little daisy chain that I used on tonight's card. The dots are the centers of the flowers that I of course could not bring myself to throw away! They are the perfect size for a mini glue dot and they just cried out to be used.

So on to this ditty. I'm not good at making serious, gushy, Women's Entertainment Network, soft focus valentine's cards with 8 paragraphs about why I love you even when you leave the toilet seat up. I'm just not.

So instead, I have little pink owls that are dreaming of their true, cupcakey love!! Owl always love you, little cupcake!!

The Owl is a DoodleFactory image, as are the hearts and the cupcakes. The DSP is a combo of Raspberry Fizz and the Candy Lane. I know it's different color families, but I like them together!

And speaking of things I like, I've tortured you long enough.

If you were reading my blog during the contest, I asked you guys to get your new cattys and to guess my favorite set for a DSP paper sampler.

It was hard. My hostess club members know that every stamp I own is my fave set. I will say that the finalists included Bird on a Branch, Park Avenue Patterns, Trendy Trees, Thoughts and Prayers, Font of You, Classy andFabulous, For the Bride, Cheep Talk and That's Funny...

But in the end, my very favorite is Branch Out. There's something just a bit.. wistful about that bare tree and the tiny tiny bird that squeezes my heart. I can't resist wistful, even with "donut be sad" and "complimentary peanuts" calling my name..

So a girl named Ann (love the name) who I think made her first comment on my blog under "Ecarged" is my winner! Somehow you knew me! :) Funny how that works. Inkypaws - who I KNOW knows my little crazy heart, also guessed this. So she is my runner up and will get something also! :)

Please email me Ann!!

Hope you guys have a great night.

And oh yeah - I've got more stuff.

Thank you for all your emails today about my Splotch. s(HE) is doing great today.

XO

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