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Thursday, December 18, 2008

I WON THE NOBEL PRIZE!!

Well, no, I really didn't. I don't think I'm really eligible for any sort of Nobel Prize. That being said, in all its brazen unfairness, I ask you - why aren't there Nobel categories like:

  • Most innovative profanity combinations in traffic
  • The most insanely expert pig latin speaker
  • World's biggest fan of butter
Those are all things that really matter in people's lives. Not mitosis in pre-Cambrian amygdalline flagellates. Right? I mean - no one can hear pig latin without giggling. THAT is step one to world peace, my friends - giggling. I HEREBY NOMINATE MYSELF FOR THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE.

WAIT - I had something to tell you! I won First Prize in the Instructables contest!!! I'm in the company of greatness there - my fave card in the contest was the block print, which also won First Prize!!! And there's something wrong with you if you don't love the Christmas dinosaur next to me!!

Thank you so much for voting & looking! I won a cool cutter system and a seriously awesome t-shirt! I dig that little robot so much!!

Now - onto my secret project for my customer appreciation party on Saturday. I'd love to tell you about it, but I know some of the appreciat-ees are watching, so mum's the word.

Happy Thursday!! Sorry if I skrd u with the bear attack!!!

4 comments:

  1. Way to go! Can't wait to see the cutter system in action.

    I hereby nominate myself as the World's biggest fan of butter. There are usually no fewer than 3 pounds of the good stuff in my freezer in case we have some kind of milk-fat crisis over here. So, I am doing my part to promote world peace through cookie baking. You know, for the children.

    Congrats again!

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  2. congrats on your win! (i can say i was a part of that 'cause i registered and voted ;))
    chriss

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  3. Most innovative profanity combinations in traffic <--- I would win this one hands down! :)
    Have a great Friday!

    ~M

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