tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post4619313265638576012..comments2024-03-28T17:35:04.789-05:00Comments on Understand Blue: Make Me Laugh about Lizards Monday!Lydia Fiedlerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03913680862479518524noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post-48973149502442196852009-08-18T16:00:26.883-05:002009-08-18T16:00:26.883-05:00You listed Stephanie as a winner, but no one else....You listed Stephanie as a winner, but no one else....I is confused.... but it's early in the week, so that's easy to do!Blair Mochhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01475006456544693687noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post-72798097964225283152009-08-18T14:51:49.355-05:002009-08-18T14:51:49.355-05:00OMG that is freakin' hilarious!!!
the hind lic...OMG that is freakin' hilarious!!!<br />the hind lick maneuver!!<br /><br />the lizard story too..<br /><br />as a fellow Canadian (hi Anonymous) when I lived in Austin - over a decade ago - I had a similar experience with a family of geckos, their tails and my Old Dutch Chips order from back home.<br /><br />Thanks for always makin' me smile!Jenniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07954012698982908401noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post-76134336660793159892009-08-18T08:39:17.170-05:002009-08-18T08:39:17.170-05:00Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South!
...Never Choke in a Restaurant in the South! <br /> <br /> Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation. <br /><br />Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in Real distress. <br /><br />One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?' <br /> <br />The woman shakes her head no. Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?' <br /><br />The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no. <br /><br /><br /><br />The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue. <br /><br />The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth. <br /><br />As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table. <br /><br />is partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post-34635906283144034852009-08-17T23:03:16.288-05:002009-08-17T23:03:16.288-05:00I love it that your blue copic cubby is FULL! Min...I love it that your blue copic cubby is FULL! Mine would be too.Melody (lacyquilter)https://www.blogger.com/profile/17198199947118029741noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post-37059167510281667912009-08-17T22:19:14.291-05:002009-08-17T22:19:14.291-05:00Lydia,
Ok, as usual, I can't think of a darn ...Lydia,<br /><br />Ok, as usual, I can't think of a darn thing to make you laugh today, but I have absolutely got to know where you got that Marker organizer thingy! Got to know, please let me know!! Need one of those really bad in my "I'll bet my craft room is way smaller than your is".<br /><br />Hugs,<br /><br />Lisa AthaLisa Athahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04025051741079424462noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post-86887220683541210222009-08-17T21:29:00.106-05:002009-08-17T21:29:00.106-05:00Way too funny.Way too funny.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08445961925553669240noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post-6004027306377105652009-08-17T20:48:55.179-05:002009-08-17T20:48:55.179-05:00Guess I shoulda saved that one for a MMLM!! Thanks...Guess I shoulda saved that one for a MMLM!! Thanks for protecting the identity of the flip flop throwing stampin addict! <br /><br />Anyway, as an update to that story, I'm scared to report that the toddler mentioned in the lizard fiasco has also developed a stamping addiction thanks to an old only orange ink pad I bought from you for a buck. Last night i took my toddler and the dog for a walk to kill the last half hour before bedtime (daddy was away). Toddler seriously lies down on the sidewalk and pretends to fall asleep (still holding dog's leash). Mom asks "Are you OK". Toddler replies "Yes mommy. Just resting - gotta go home and stamp." Sheesh. Guess it starts young! Thankfully you have to be 18 to be a demo! - said victimAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6798914461149907138.post-1251910240331297232009-08-17T19:33:54.310-05:002009-08-17T19:33:54.310-05:00Oh my -- how could anyone ever top that? I'm s...Oh my -- how could anyone ever top that? I'm still chuckling..........Lola G.noreply@blogger.com