Seriously. First of all, I'm posting this from my phone at the airport. Secondly, I didn't get my normal body cavity search. Miraculous. However, my shoe exploded upon arrival!!! Its ridiculous!!!! I am going to be all Britney Spearsing it up walking through DFW barefoot! Wth? So I limp to the waiting area, where I discover I HAVE LEFT MY CAMERA AT HOME! Omg. This is not starting well... More L8R!